{"id":21656,"date":"2023-07-07T08:13:16","date_gmt":"2023-07-07T06:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mwehle.eu\/wp\/?p=21656"},"modified":"2023-07-07T08:13:58","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T06:13:58","slug":"21656","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/?p=21656","title":{"rendered":"If you had one superpower, what would it be?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have transgressed so often and for so long that you have driven me to my limits, and now I find I have no other choice but to exercise my ultimate weapon. Yes, that&#8217;s right: now I&#8217;m going to <em>get arrested<\/em>. Yes, you heard me correctly. No, I&#8217;m not bluffing. That&#8217;s right, mister: you don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll do it, do you? You think this is just some idle threat?! No! I am serious: now I am mad. Now I am going to get arrested.<\/p>\n<p>Yup. Then you&#8217;ll be sorry. You may think you&#8217;re in a strong position, what with police armed with handguns and tasers and handcuffs and police vehicles and courts and cells, but I have an ability which counters this. Come at me with your police! I will deftly parry your attack with my strength: I will <em>get arrested<\/em>. Just you watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have transgressed so often and for so long that you have driven me to my limits, and now I find I have no other choice but to exercise my ultimate weapon. Yes, that&#8217;s right: now I&#8217;m going to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/?p=21656\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mwehle.de\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}